The now-traditional online courting ritual of sending a photograph of ones erect penis to a potential partner received a massive shake-up this week with the news that recipients now expect a point of reference. Gentleman can no longer to get away with sending an image of their member in splendid isolation, and are now expected

A Rotherham man is eagerly looking forward to man-handling all the Christmas shit back into his loft later today. It only seems like yesterday that Keith Reef set his sciatica off dragging the Christmas tree and associated tat down from its home in the rafters, but now he is delighted to have the opportunity to

Rumours were rife of a Barnsley Euromilllions jackpot win this morning, after a couple walked into a local post office and paid their electricity bill in full. Postmaster Madge Parcel said ‘ I couldn’t believe it like. They just walked in all cocky with cash in one hand and the bill in the other. It

In a scenario being played out in offices Nationwide, a box of Celebrations left over from Christmas at an Estate Agency in Rotherham is now 97% Bounty. As is the case with all boxes of the popular confectionery, the Maltesers Teasers went on the first day and then the Galaxy and mini Mars Bars were

January can be a miserable month for many with shitty weather, dark mornings, and the cost of Christmas still weighing heavily.  The next pay cheque can seem a lifetime away. So what better way to really put the bastard tin hat on it, than by getting involved in dry January? People already on the brink

An 80 year old woman was apparently surprised by the need to pay for her supermarket shopping at the checkout this morning. Mollie Gadger from Rotherham arrived at the checkout in her local Asda with a full trolley. After carefully loading her shopping on to the conveyor, she updated the cashier on the recent achievements

Calls for an early recall of parliament are being spearheaded by the wife of labour leader Jeremy Corbyn this morning. The Bugle understands that although Mrs Corbyn feels there needs to be a commons vote on Theresa Mays Brexit plan at the earliest opportunity, her primary motivation is to get the old bugger out of

Vegans have been told that they’re not welcome at a pub frequented by lactose intolerant drinkers. Management at the Kings Head near Yorkshire have posted a sign on the door saying that due to bad blood between the two rival groups with specialist dietary requirements, vegans are barred from the establishment. “It’s a disgrace”, said

A Rotherham man who has been left manning the office while everyone else finished work last week, is updating his CV this morning. Tim Dim, 37, has been at his desk at a stationery suppliers in Parkgate since 8.30 and the phone hasn’t rung once. He desperately wanted the day off, but boss Nigel said

A Rotherham woman was left disappointed this morning after shopping for a Christmas card, but failing to find one with a message which truly reflects the way she really feels about her husband Carol Bagg, 47, from Rawmarsh says she was looking for a card that conveyed a combination of contempt and apathy mixed with periodic