Rotherham Man Looking Forward To Wrestling Christmas Shit Back Into Loft
2019-01-05
A Rotherham man is eagerly looking forward to man-handling all the Christmas shit back into his loft later today.
It only seems like yesterday that Keith Reef set his sciatica off dragging the Christmas tree and associated tat down from its home in the rafters, but now he is delighted to have the opportunity to repeat the whole process in reverse.
“It’s a ball-ache but there’s no finer feeling than seeing the back of all that shite for another 12 months.” he told the Bugle “If it was down to me it would be going straight to landfill, but our lass will be watching me like a hawk. I’ve made a note in my diary to try and get signed off at the doctors with vertigo or summat next November, and the crap can stay where it is.”
Keith didn’t put up any external lights or an inflatable Santa this year after misplacing his gloves over the summer.
