A man who refers to his mid-life crisis two seater sports car as ‘she’ is a complete dick it has been revealed. Terry Towling, who has also been known to use the term ‘the old girl’ and to refer to his collection of cars – comprising a Mazda MX5 and a Ford Focus – as

The scientific community was thrown into turmoil this morning after it emerged that the nations number one expert on vaccine safety is BeerMonster1984, a Twitter user from Bolton. BeerMonster1984 has made clear that he will not be having the new Pfizer Coronavirus virus because “It’s not safe and they’re just using it to control us.”