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2025-05-11

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Woman Quits Instagram After Pout Wears Out

  A Rotherham woman has spoken of her dismay at being forced to quit Instagram after her pout totally gave up the ghost. Joanne Pucker, 25,  from Whiston has been an avid user of the social media site for several years now, but was forced to cancel her account earlier this week when her lips

Young Penguins Have Got It Cushy, Says Old Penguin

  A retired Penguin has expressed his disgust at the cushy life enjoyed by young Penguins after watching the latest episode of David Attenborough’s Dynasties series on BBC two last night. The programme followed the trials and tribulations of a group of Emperor Penguins in Antarctica as they coped with the harsh climate and conditions.

Government In Crisis As Warnock Turns Down Brexit Job

  Theresa May was dealt another blow this week as Neil Warnock turned down the job of Brexit Secretary. Although there has been no official word from Downing Street, The Bugle understands that he was the twenty seventh person to reject the role after Claudio Ranieri went to Fulham. A spokesperson for Mrs May said, “This

Family Of Nine Smile Through Despite Surviving On Handouts

  An extended family of nine from London say they are staying cheerful, despite living entirely off state handouts. Charlie and Cammie Windsor (both knocking on a bit) live with their extended family in a series of houses, in and around the London area, provided entirely free by the taxpayer.  Charlie, who hasn’t worked since

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