A Muslim woman who said former secretary, Boris Johnson, looks like a bag of shit tied up in the middle has not been asked to apologise. The woman, who can’t be named for spurious reasons, made the comments in the wake of Mr Johnson’s assertion that women in Burka’s look like letter boxes. Mr

  A Barnsley family have told of their disappointment at missing their flight to Benidorm after the moving walkway they were travelling on, broke down. The Bulge family from Wombwell say they had arrived at Manchester airport in good time for the 11.00am flight,  and had passed through security. But it was while they were

  Young women desperate for more likes and follows on Instagram have been turning to plastic surgeons for help for years.  Breast augmentation, facial fillers and nose jobs are standard fare, but the latest crop of social media junkies are taking the whole thing a stage further by having implants that make them look pregnant.

  Sources close to Cliff Richard have revealed that the singer is planning a complete change of direction in his career, and preparations are well advanced for him to relaunch as a Drill Rapper. As regular readers will be well aware, Drill is a trap subgenre originating from young, Chicago (Prominently South-Side) rappers and producers.

Friends and neighbours have launched an urgent appeal for information this afternoon after a Barnsley family had their chip pan stolen. The pan went missing last Sunday afternoon when a door was left open during the hot weather, and the Lard family from Wombwell say they have only been surviving thanks to the charity of neighbours

  As they celebrated Yorkshire Day, residents of this great county were being urged  to pause and spare a thought for their neighbours in Lancashire today. The county across the Pennines was once seen as a rival to God’s own county but has now descended into a sorry collection of run down mill towns and

  Tourism in Barnsley was given a massive shot in the arm this week, as the town was awarded ‘living museum’ status. The announcement follows weeks of speculation as frantic last-ditch attempts to modernise the town were finally abandoned. “It seems like the right thing to do,” said a spokesperson for the towns tourist board.

  An initiative encouraging Oxfam aid workers  to put money back into the  overseas communities they’re helping came under fire  this week. Newspapers and other media have seized on the fact that most efforts to put the initiative into practice,  appear to have been skewed towards the service sector,  and are benefitting a very narrow

  Foreign Secretary  Jeremy Hunt was in hot water this morning, after mistakenly telling attendees at a packed  trade talks meeting in Beijing that his wife is Japanese, rather than Chinese.  Mr Hunt was quick to correct the mistake for fear of offending his Chinese hosts, but appeared to backtrack later. “Well it’s an easy

  Team Sky were at the centre of  controversy at the close of The Tour De France today, with more claims of foul play. The race was won by Gerraint Thomas, but several rival teams lodged a protest after the race, saying that Sky had secured an illegal and unfair advantage for the Welshman by carrying a