There was confusion yesterday morning after a bewildered pensioner got off his bus at the wrong stop on the way to Tesco, and found himself in the middle of the armistice day parade at the Cenotaph. Surrounded by Theresa May, former Prime Ministers and world dignitaries, the bearded man wearing a scruffy grey hooded

  President Trump cancelled an Armistice day event in Paris yesterday over fears that his carefully constructed bouffant might collapse in the rain. The president, who avoided military service because he had a bone in his foot,  was due to lay a wreath at a cemetery for fallen American soldiers, but a sharp shower forced

  Donald Trump was rushed to a Washington hospital last night following a heated exchange at a White House press conference with CNN reporter Jim Acosta. During the exchange Mr Trump called Mr Acosta “a rude and horrible person” and then banned the reporter from the Whitehouse for what was described as “putting his hands

  People who wear a poppy in the first week of November are far better than those who don’t, a new study has discovered. Researchers at the Institute of Advanced Virtue Signalling interviewed over seven men and women from a wide range of ages, backgrounds and genders, and the results were conclusive. “There’s no doubt

  Police in Edinburgh are understood to have made an arrest in connection with an alleged coin throwing incident at the game between Hibs and Hearts last night. It comes after a man walked into a police station and reported a ten pence piece missing. Hibs manager Neil Lennon was hit in the face with

  The head of tourism in Venice has slammed visitors to the city, calling them ‘whinging bastards’ after high tide resulted in 75% of the city being left under water. “These people are never satisfied,” said Luigi Plugio as he waded across his second floor  office “Why did they come to Venice if they don’t

  Schools throughout the land were celebrating this morning following chancellor Philip Hammond’s announcement in yesterdays budget of a £400 million increase in education spending to pay for the “little extras” that schools need. “This is wonderful news” one headteacher from Rotherham told us “It means we can put the heating on in winter for

  A new Where are they now?’ style documentary about  1990’s hit band The Spice Girls, is set to go ahead despite Victoria Beckham and Gerry Halliwell pulling out at the last minute. A spokesperson for the pair told The Bugle “After a preliminary meeting Victoria and Gerry realised their lives had taken very different paths, but

  There was widespread relief at  Cuadrilla this evening after it emerged that an earth tremor at the companies drilling site at Little Plumpton in Lancashire, probably wasn’t caused by fracking after all. The Bugle understands that an investigation team from the Oil and Gas Authority has linked  the tremor with the arrival in the area of a coach carrying

Russian secret service officials have sent a message of thanks to their Saudi counterparts this morning after their activities in Istanbul made the Salisbury debacle look like the work of genius. Sergie Bolokov , a spokesman for the Russian Intelligence Agency, told the Bugle “Salisbury was a disaster. When your officers get offered parts in