William and Kate up the ante and rename daughter ‘Cabbage’
2021-06-10
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have upped the ante in their ongoing spat with The Duke and Duchess of Sussex by renaming their daughter Charlotte, Princess Cabbage.
The move follows the controversial decision by Harry and Meghan to name their new daughter Lilibet, a pet name the Queen has had since childhood. It is well known in Royal circles that The Duke Of Edinburgh often affectionately called his wife Cabbage and William and Kate see the change as essential if they’re to stay in the will.
A Royal insider told The Bugle, “William and Kate are absolutely fuming with the ginger twat. They know they’ve got one eye on the family jewels and think calling their daughter Lilibet will put them in the frame. They see changing Charlotte’s name to Cabbage as a small price to pay to stay in line for the Moolah.”
It won’t be the first time a member of the Royal family has had a name change. Just 18 months ago the name of Prince Andrew was changed to ‘That Nonce’ although the change was never made official.
