Trump Furious After US Forces Kill Terrorist Leader before Anyone’s Heard Of Him
2019-10-28
President Trump was said to be apoplectic with rage last night, after his troops killed IS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi before any bugger knew who he was. Abu Bakr al-Baghdad detonated his own suicide vest following a concerted attack by US air and ground forces last week in northern Syria.
“He kept going on about how it was like a really shit Bond film where the bad guy gets done for in the first 5 minutes before you’ve had a chance to hate him” said a White House insider who asked not to be named. “He feels like Obama played it right with Bin Laden – building up the tension for years – before finally nailing his man. Trump’s on TV now trying to build up al-Baghdadi’s part, but it’s not the same now he’s dead.”
According to sources close to the Trump, the president held a brainstorming session with advisors over the weekend to try to recover the situation. “He’s trying to come up with a menacing nickname for the terrorist leader rather than his actual name which is regarded as ‘too foreign’” our insider revealed. “It’s a bit pathetic really. He wants to call him The Bearded Ferret but we’re all trying to talk him out of it.”
