Joan Collins Seething After Apartment Fire Is Upstaged By Notre Dame Blaze
2019-04-18
Actress Joan Collins was said to be ‘in a blind fury’ last night after the fire at Notre Dame cathedral upstaged the recent far smaller conflagration in her London flat.
Sources close to the 85 year old say that she has spent the past two day pacing up and down while repeating “Snivelling French bastards, how can they do this to me.” after the huge fire at the iconic Paris landmark dominated news media for several days. “Joan feels that as a major Hollywood star of classic films like The Bitch and The Stud, she deserves at least equal billing with ‘a shitty old church’ as she puts it” a close friend told us.
As The Bugle went to press, the cause of both fires was still being investigated, although investigators at Dame Joan’s flat are said to be showing particular interest in a badly charred electro penis stimulator, found in the master bedroom.
