Man Campaigning Against Commercialisation Of Christmas Is Just A Tight Arse, Wife Reveals
2018-12-10
An enthusiastic campaigner against the commercialisation of Christmas has been exposed as ‘just a tight arsed twat’ by his wife.
Ray Fox maintains that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost, and that he intends to make a stand this year by purchasing token gifts costing £5 or less. But wife Carol has cast doubt on the 42 year old’s true motives.
“That man can peel an orange in his pocket” she told The Bugle “He’s just a tight get and this is a convenient way of not spending owt. I wouldn’t mind, but he’s a bloody atheist.”
But Ray was unrepentant when we spoke to him as he re-darned a pair of old socks “I find it abhorrent that people see Christmas as a time of self-centered acquisition.” he said “It should be a period to reflect on the important things in life and to give thanks for the things we already have. And apart from that, I’m saving up for a new bike.
