Go to ...

The Rotherham Bugle

RSS Feed

2024-05-09

Queen Concerned New Royal Baby Will Be Ginger


 

The Queen has expressed concern that her next great-grandchild will be ginger after Prince Harry and the Duchess Of Sussex announced that they are expecting their first child next spring.

A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace told The Bugle. “Obviously it’s a big concern for everyone. Her Majesty is hopeful that Meghan’s heritage may be enough to override the gingerness, but it’s by no means certain. We’re holding our breath.”

Our medical correspondent has confirmed  that there is no known cure for gingerness with the only relief coming by way of greying or baldness in later life.

More Stories From News