A Muslim woman who said former secretary, Boris Johnson, looks like a bag of shit tied up in the middle has not been asked to apologise. The woman, who can’t be named for spurious reasons, made the comments in the wake of Mr Johnson’s assertion that women in Burka’s look like letter boxes. Mr

  A Barnsley family have told of their disappointment at missing their flight to Benidorm after the moving walkway they were travelling on, broke down. The Bulge family from Wombwell say they had arrived at Manchester airport in good time for the 11.00am flight,  and had passed through security. But it was while they were

  Young women desperate for more likes and follows on Instagram have been turning to plastic surgeons for help for years.  Breast augmentation, facial fillers and nose jobs are standard fare, but the latest crop of social media junkies are taking the whole thing a stage further by having implants that make them look pregnant.

  Sources close to Cliff Richard have revealed that the singer is planning a complete change of direction in his career, and preparations are well advanced for him to relaunch as a Drill Rapper. As regular readers will be well aware, Drill is a trap subgenre originating from young, Chicago (Prominently South-Side) rappers and producers.

Friends and neighbours have launched an urgent appeal for information this afternoon after a Barnsley family had their chip pan stolen. The pan went missing last Sunday afternoon when a door was left open during the hot weather, and the Lard family from Wombwell say they have only been surviving thanks to the charity of neighbours

  As they celebrated Yorkshire Day, residents of this great county were being urged  to pause and spare a thought for their neighbours in Lancashire today. The county across the Pennines was once seen as a rival to God’s own county but has now descended into a sorry collection of run down mill towns and