Dangers Of Vaping Underestimated As New Report Reveals You Can’t Do It Without Looking A Knob
2018-08-08
It was hailed as a safe alternative to smoking, but now a new report has revealed that vaping isn’t as risk-free as it was first thought. The report from the University of North East Barnsley found that far from being harmless, vaping in a public place leaves you at serious risk of being labelled a 100%, 24-carat, nailed on knob.
“It’s true,” said Professor Max Fog who headed up the research team, “No matter whether you’re inhaling from a lump of plastic outside a pub, walking in a fume cloud of your own making on the way to work, or just driving along like your cars on fire, the act of vaping in public marks you down as a complete tool. Just the act of going into a vape shop is enough to have you dismissed as an epic Dilbert.”
As The Bugle went to press, the millionth U.K. vape emporium was set to open in a former fruit & veg shop near Doncaster, and a queue of potential knobs had already started to form outside.
