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2024-05-18

Big Ben Renovation Set To Move Ahead Of Schedule As Massive Bell End Arrives In London


 

Renovation of Big Ben was set to move ahead of schedule this morning  as a massive bell end arrived from America.

“This is great news said Ray Clapper who is heading up the renovation project, “We haven’t seen it yet but have been told it’s impossible to find a bigger bell end anywhere, so we’ve got high hopes that it’s just what we need.”

The Bugle understands that such a high priority has been put on the suitability of the bell end, that both the Queen and the Prime Minister are expected to examine it later today.

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