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Hoodie Breaks Ranks And Admits He’s Hot

A hoodie wearing teenager from Rotherham has broken ranks this morning and admitted that he’s hot. Nathan Dick from Kimberworth spends his days mooching around the  local area  with a group of mates, all wearing  thick winter hoodies with the hoods up. Until today the ferret-faced sixteen year old has always maintained that he was

Pensioner Finally Sheds Overcoat As Heatwave Continues

Experts said it would never happen, but at 3pm yesterday afternoon, an old man from Rotherham finally  shed his overcoat. Just 6 weeks into the current heatwave, Arthur Miller (84) from East Herringthorpe took the momentous decision to go to the local shops without his three-quarter length Crombie and flat cap. “Mi homies down at