World In Shock As Judgement Of Woman Who Married Donald Trump Proves Unsound.
2018-06-22
The world was in shock last night after Donald Trump’s wife, Melania wore a coat with the words ‘I really don’t care. Do U?’ scrawled on the back while on her way to a child migrant centre. It’s thought to be the first error of judgement made by the woman who married the most odious man on the planet before backing him to run for President for publicity purposes.
“Her judgement is normally so sound,” a Whitehouse spokesperson told The Bugle “so wearing a cheap and tacky coat bearing the sort of slogan designed for stroppy teenagers to a humanitarian event, might be considered something of a faux pas. I’m pretty sure Michelle Obama didn’t have one.” he said, “but I’m not sure about Barbara Bush.”
Meanwhile, as The Bugle went to press, it seems that the reaction has served as a warning to others and Theresa May has abandoned plans to wear her “Tell Someone Who Gives A Shit” T’ Shirt to an upcoming vist to a food bank in south London.
