Britain’s Bitch Games Get Under Way In Australia
2018-04-04
There was excitement on The Gold Coast Of Australia this morning as the modern day inhabitants of countries invaded and looted by Great Britain throughout the ages, gathered together in a sporting contest to celebrate their continued reluctant and resentful association.
In a four yearly sporting extravaganza dating back to 1930, competitors from over 50 Nations whose only common association is that they were once Great Britain’s bitch, will come together to settle old scores and win medals that they hope will partially compensate for the fact that they’re not nearly good enough for the Olympics.
A spokesperson for the BBC who are covering the event said “It’s a God-send this year. There’s not much else going on now that the Premiership is tied up and it was our only opportunity to get Clare Balding out of the country. An added benefit this year is that it means we can continue to rip the piss out of the Aussies on their home soil after they got caught cheating at Cricket.”
