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2024-05-08

Rotherham Man Discovers Baldness ‘Cure’


A man who fell victim to male pattern baldness says he has come up with a solution which could help thousands of other slapheads.

When Mick Hicks, 47, from Kimberworth  lost his hair, he became depressed and embarrassed. In desperation, he started searching for an answer to his follicular failure, and investigated getting a hair transplant, or even a dodgy syrup, but then hit on an idea which satisfied his yearning for hair, but without the cost.

“I don’t know why nobody has thought of this before,”  he told us “I decided to grow a beard, and  now I have the same amount of hair as everyone else but it’s on a different part of my head. It’s great, and I don’t think anyone notices I’m bald any more – especially when I wear a hat.”

Mick is no stranger to finding solutions to the problems that come as a result of entering middle age.  Regular readers will recall that when he tragically and unexpectedly developed a beer gut and a double chin a couple of years ago, he solved the problem by buying a second-hand Porsche Cabriolet.

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