Racists and the hard of thinking were united in outrage this morning, after an image of an Easter egg for Ramadan appeared on the internet. Ray Challis spoke for  a lot of people who had never heard of Photoshop when we caught up with him as he picked up his copy of the Dailty Mail.

  In what is seen as part of  the  ongoing drive towards diversity, the BBC today announced that Brendan Cole will not be taking part in the next series of  ‘Strictly Come Dancing’, and is to be  be replaced by his namesake,  Brendan O’ Carroll from Mrs Brown’s Boys.  Little is known about the Irish

It’s a phenomenon that has baffled some of the smartest brains in Rotherham – why do old people queue up outside post offices before opening time on pension day, when they could simply have a lay in and pick their money up later? Well now our undercover investigation has revealed the answer, and solved another

  Today brought the sad news that IKEA founder, Ingvar Kamprad, has passed away at the grand old  age of 91. The Bugle understands that the frugal billionaire had made careful plans for his own funeral, in line with IKEA company values. On news of his demise, a company employee was to be despatched to

  There was personal relief mixed with profound public disappointment last night, after it was announced that the operation to extract Piers Morgan from the arsehole of President Donald Trump in Davos, had been a success. Regular readers will be aware that the smug twat got lodged up the rear passage of the self acclaimed ‘least racist

  Doctors in Davos, Switzerland are holding an emergency meeting this afternoon to figure out how to remove  Piers Morgan from the arsehole of American president Donald Trump. It follows an exclusive interview for Good Morning Britain between the pair, in which Morgan was so keen to appease the orange genius that within two minutes,

  There were calls for heads to roll at Rotherham Borough Council Planning department last night after a gym and health club was allowed to open in an area frequented by lazy fat bastards. As our photograph clearly shows, the Anytime Fitness Health Club in Dalton is located sandwiched between KFC, Taco Bell and Costa.   It’s

A Rotherham man is set to sue a local fish and chip emporium because he has no sense of smell and isn’t able to enjoy the full chip shop experience. Raymond Dick-Head, 52,  from Rawmarsh says that he went into a local fish and chip restaurant on Parkgate with his son who commented on the

  Promoters of  hit band Little Mix, have resisted the temptation to tell a deaf mum who thinks the world revolves around her to go and stuff it where the sun don’t shine. Sally Reynolds booked tickets for two deaf friends and their normally-hearing primary school daughters to attend a Little Mix concert last September,

  An 85 year old woman from Rotherham was forced to spend the night in a Travelodge just outside Dunfries this week, after what should have been a twenty minute journey from Barnsley turned into a four hour nightmare trip into Scotland. Betty Bailey. who lives in Whiston, says she has been driving since the