Barnsley Twitter accounts hacked in sex-for-pasties scam
2020-07-16
The Twitter accounts of over a hundred prominent Barnsley luminaries were hacked yesterday in an elaborate sex-for-pasties scam. All hundred are well known in the borough for ready access to meat and pastry based products.
The Bugle understands that women in the borough have been exposed to tweets from accounts offering tempting Greggs pasties in return for sex. One woman who asked not to be named told The Bugle, “It was an offer too good to refuse, an extra large cheese and onion bake in return for a five knuckle shuffle. It was a complete no brainer. We arranged to meet at a fly tipping site in Wombwell and I did my bit, but then he just drove off laughing without paying. I felt such a fool and I was ******* starving.”
Chief inspector Max Clunge from Barnsley police told The Bugle “We’re warning local women to be on their guard to protect themselves against this cruel scam. Always ask to see a fellas pastry stash before entering into a transaction of this kind.”
Ass The Bugle went to press, Twitter was still to comment.
