Corbyn Furious At Blatant Attempt To Find Out What He Thinks
2019-11-14
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was said to be furious this evening after what was described as a blatant attempt to get him to reveal what he thinks.
Mr Corbyn has been careful to avoid revealing his position on a whole range of issues including immigration, Brexit and the the nuclear deterrent. But now, what close allies have described as a devious plot by journalists to find out what the labour leader actually thinks, has been exposed.
“The buggers have been asking him questions.” a party insider revealed. “Jeremy didn’t get where he is today by being clear about what he thinks, because it’s almost certainly different to what most labour voters think, and if he spelled it out they wouldn’t vote for him. He won’t fall for it. We deplore this scurrilous attempt to ruin the Labour vote by the right wing Tory press.”
As the Bugle went to press, Mr Corbyn was said to be picking splinters out of his arse, collected from a wide range of perilous fences.
