Natural Order Restored As Old Etonians Remove Power From Plebs
2019-08-30
The natural order of things was rightfully restored this week as old Etonians, who were bred to lead, removed power from over 600 jumped up plebs, representatives of the unwashed and uneducated masses. Somewhat surprisingly, this was done with the full support of a significant proportion of the unwashed and uneducated masses.
A spokesperson for Old Etonian Tory Toffs everywhere told The Bugle “This is the funniest thing ever. The spectacle of working class plebs – normally food and drink to Jezza Corbyn – licking the virtual boots of Boris and Jacob is a joy to behold. They are so keen to stuff Europe that they haven’t noticed yet that they’re stuffing themselves. But it takes a while for things to sink in with them. It’s probably got something to do with the comprehensive education system.”
As The Bugle went to press, there was growing optimism that bendy banana’s will be guaranteed for the foreseeable future and the new post-Brexit ration books will be issued in a patriotic shade of blue.
