Jeremy Kyle Expose! Public Humiliation May Not Be Good For Your Mental Health
2019-05-14
Exploiting, bullying and provoking people of low intelligence and questionable mental faculty can be dangerous to their health, it has been revealed. The revelation comes as a participant on The Jeremy Kyle show appears to have committed suicide just a week after he recorded an appearance on the show in which he failed a lie detector test.
“We were astonished” a Jeremy Kyle spokesperson told The Bugle, “Who’d have thought that putting complete fruit loops under intense pressure and then exposing their inadequacies to millions on National TV might end like this? We’re all devastated.”
As The Bugle went to press, the show, which has run since 2005, had been suspended indefinitely, and the entire population of Barnsley was staring slack-jawed at a blank TV screen.
