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2024-05-09

Husband In Deep Shit After Eating Food Meant For Christmas


A Rotherham man was in big trouble this morning after eating food that was been saved for Christmas.

Kenny Ball 37 from Wickersley, went out with his mates for a mad Friday drink and got the munchies when he arrived home at around midnight.

“I went in the fridge and there was a lovely pork pie calling me” he told The Bugle “Deep down I knew it had been earmarked for Boxing Day tea when the in-laws come round, but the lure was too strong. I’m regretting it now though. The missus has just spotted it with a massive chunk missing and she’s gone ballistic”

As the Bugle went to press, Kenny and his hangover had been despatched to Morrison’s to replace the pork pie and purchase another fifty kilos of assorted emergency food items to see the family over the twenty-four hour supermarket shut down period.


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