Physicist Wins Nobel Prize Despite Not Having A Penis
2018-10-02
A Physicist has overcome the considerable handicap of being born without a penis to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics. Donna Strickland, from Canada, is only the third person without a penis to win the award in history, and the first in 55 years.
A spokesperson for the awards committee told The Bugle, “Being born without a penis has proved to be particularly disadvantageous to Physicists over the years, and Doctor Strickland’s achievement is all the more notable because of that. It may be that other people without penis’s are inspired by this and there will be another willy-free winner sometime in the next half century or so.”
