Remainers Made to Look Foolish As Raab Offers Reassurance Over Roaming
2018-09-13
Brexiteers were celebrating this morning after Brexit Minister Dominic Raab assured them that a failure to reach a deal over Brexit wouldn’t mean a reintroduction of mobile phone roaming charges.
Many leave voters had been left wondering whether they made the right decision after rumours spread of a return to a situation where they were unable to update their Facebook status for free, while slowly turning the colour of an overcooked Lobster on a sun lounger in Faliraki.
“It’s a big relief” said Tina Soup as she downed her fourth cocktail of the morning in Benidorm. “I just messaged my mate Tracey to tell her it’s reight hot here and she just messaged me back to say ‘You lucky bastard’. I was worried that would all be over.”
Tina said she is now more confident that she had made the right decision over Brexit but won’t be fully convinced until she’s received full assurance that all day breakfasts will still be available for under five euros, and fines for urinating in the street will be kept at a reasonable level for UK Nationals.
