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Mel Gibson Poised To Play Jeremy Corbyn In Biopic

  In a move that will surprise many, it’s been announced that  Mel Gibson is set to play Jeremy Corbyn in a new biopic about the Labour leader. Although Gibson doesn’t seem like an obvious choice, Avi Cohen, Producer of the film, provisionally called “My Life!” says Gibson is a good fit for the role.

World Is Full Of Wankers, Internet Reveals

  It’s been suspected for centuries, but in less than two decades the internet has proved it – the world is full to bursting with untipped, max strength, totally unmitigated wankers. Under the cloak of anonymity, bellends who would have been previously thought reasonable and normal members of society, have proved that it is only

Cricketer Caught Tampering With The Ball Asks For Several Counts Of Fiddling With The Middle Stump To Be Taken Into Consideration

The Australian cricketer who admitted tampering with the ball last week, asked for multiple counts of fiddling with the middle stump to be taken into consideration when he appeared before a  Cricket disciplinary panel this morning.  Cameron Bancroft had been spotted ball tampering, during the test match between  South Africa and Australia last week, but

Facebook Apologises For Being Facebook

  It’s been a long time coming, but Facebook has finally apologised for being Facebook. The social network, set up in 2004 has long been considered by the hard of thinking to be a cost-free means of keeping in contact with friends and relatives, but in an impassioned  address last night, founder Mark Zuckerberg apologised

As Ant Goes Into Rehab Again, Dec Lines Up Replacement

  As a showbiz pairing, they were thought to be inseparable, but as Ant McPartlin went into rehab again  following his arrest for drink driving at the weekend, partner Declan Donnelly was already on the hunt for a replacement to carry on the act. An insider told the Bugle “Dec let it go last year, because

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