Former Liverpool  player and current Sky TV pundit, Jamie Carragher, has apologised after a video appeared online showing him  spitting on a 14 year old girl from his car. The incident followed his team’s 2-1 defeat to arch rivals Manchester United. Carragher says that he was travelling alongside a car being driven by the 14

There was confusion this morning,  as the advice from Public Health England (PHE) to thoroughly wash,  scrub or double bag clothes and possessions, was extended from a small area of Salisbury  to the south Yorkshire town of Barnsley. The advice was originally issued to around 500  Salisbury residents yesterday, who may have been in the

Researchers  at the University Of East Mexborough have made a major breakthrough in identifying a previously undiscovered X-Factor in the science of physical attraction. And it’s all to do with the  humble internal combustion engine. Professor Hans Alova  who headed up the year long study in Rotherham town centre concluded that young women are attracted

  A West Ham fan has created history by reaching the London stadium pitch after a 5 day unsupported trek from his seat near the rear of the Bobby Moore stand. Grant Mitchell from Walford,  set off on Monday from row ZZ64 with the aim of reaching the centre circle by Friday. However, bad weather interrupted

Sports Scientists have made a breakthrough discovery that is set to revolutionise the way local women control their weight. The research, at the university of Central Rawmarsh, has revealed that walking at a snail’s pace  while pumping your arms like a malfunctioning clockwork robot and  talking shite to your mate Sharon, is not an effective method

President Of The United States, Donald Trump has decided to mark International Women’s Day  this year by keeping his hands to himself, an aide has revealed. In what many see as an unprecedented step, the President has decided that he won’t be grabbing any women by the pussy for the entire 24 hour period, nor

  There was dismay amongst pseudo intellectual smackhead journalists last night, with the news that New Musical Express is to cease its print publication after 66 years. The weekly magazine has always been a safe haven for wannabe wordsmith’s, heavily dependent on drink or drugs, who could get paid to spew out  2,000 words of

A couple found unconscious on a bench in Barnsley town centre yesterday afternoon, are not Russian spies who have fallen victim to a poison attack, it has emerged. A local off-licence proprietor confirmed to The Bugle that they are in fact, Mick and Lillian Piss-Head, a pair of  local wino’s who have fallen victim to

  Tour de France winner and multi Olympic gold medalist, Sir Bradley Wiggins, is set to make a dramatic  comeback to competitive cycling. The Bugle undertstands that the former Team Sky man has signed for the newly formed Team Emphysema from next season.  Wiggins hit the headlines this week following a government report suggesting that

  The appeal of Prosecco to the MILF community has been a mystery to right-thinking men for years, but now a local thirty-something woman has broken ranks to reveal the truth – that the budget wine is a vile aspirational concoction, tasting primarily of chilled fizzy witch piss. “I’ve no idea why we all drink