Owls Miss Out On Much Needed Away Win As Pitch Declared Fit And They’re Forced To Play
2018-03-03
Sheffield Wednesday were denied their best chance of an away win at Bristol City today, after the Ashton Gate pitch was declared fit and they were forced to play. Club officials had seen the postponement of the game, with the result being decided by pools panel, as their best chance of securing a vital three points in the fight against relegation.
One player who asked not to be named said “Let’s face it,we were never going to win if we had to play. When we saw the snow we knew it was a big opportunity for us to take all three points, what with us being a massive club and that. We’re always a lot more successful in our imagination than in reality and we thought the pools panel would see it that way too.”
As the Bugle went to press, The Owls had lost the game 4-0, that fat bloke in the crowd had still not saved up enough for a shirt, and the club was still being managed by the wierd looking one out of Sparks.
