There was anger and disappointment amongst racist homophobic bigots last night after Virgin announced it would no longer be selling the Daily Mail on company trains. Roger Rogers, a sales manager from Rochester spoke for many Mail readers we encountered on station platforms this morning. “It’s a thoroughly bad decision,” he said “Where am I going to find out

Many pundits were tipping Oprah Winfrey for the White House last night. The talk show host made an impassioned speech at the golden globe awards which didn’t escalate American forces to Defcon One, strangle the English language to within an inch of its life, or bring shame and embarrassment on the section of the American

A Rotherham Bugle special investigation has thrown light on the plight of thousands of men trapped in beards they no longer want. Millions of men have grown beards over the past couple of years in an attempt to keep pace with modern trends, but our investigation has discovered that many of them  now feel  trapped

MENSA, the high IQ society, confirmed this afternoon that they have no record of an application from Donald Trump. Trump declared himself a ‘stable genius’ yesterday in response to comments from a number of sources questioning his intelligence and mental state. “No, we’ve heard nothing at all from the orange twat” said Deirdre Bright, the

At a packed press conference, President Donald Trump has hotly denied allegations in a new book by Michael Wolff, that he is regarded by White House staff as being like a child. Arriving at the conference holding a blue fluffy rabbit by one ear,  the president said the allegations in the book Fire and Fury,

  A local man is being tipped for recognition in the Queens’s birthday honours later in the year, after discovering what he says is a clitoris. If confirmed, he will be the first man from the borough to find one in over 50 years. Cliff Wragg, 52, from Kimberworth says he was at home with

Switch on your TV or pick up a National newspaper this week, and you will be confronted by stories about the NHS bed crisis. It happens every year.  And yet  an in- depth investigation by the Rotherham Bugle has rediscovered that the January NHS bed shortage is something of a myth perpetuated by whining and

The Duke of Edinburgh caused embarrassment to another bearded man last night, when he mistook him for Rolf Harris.  Just a few days after asking his bodyguard whether a bearded man at the Sandringham New Years Day church service was a terrorist, the gaffe-prone Duke mistook a man walking his dog on the Sandringham estate

As the annual NHS winter crisis season got into full swing this week, local people with shit for brains were being advised not to visit hospital A&E departments unless absolutely necessary. Some Local NHS users were said to be disappointed and angry last night following the latest directive from Health England. “I’m gutted,” said Ken

A Rotherham man woke up this morning to find that his life is still shit. For weeks now, Lee Bull, 28, from Rawmarsh has been convinced that 2019 would mark a turning point in his fortunes. It was still looking good on New Year’s Eve when a belly full of John Smiths had only strengthened his sense