He’s the squeaky-clean TV Body Coach who encourages and cajoles fatties to shed the timber and get active, but away from the cameras, health and fitness guru Joe Wicks couldn’t be more different, a former friend has revealed. Wicks, who appears to be the result of an ill-advised cloning experiment involving Jamie Oliver and Russell

  Humanitarian aid teams have been flown into Barnsley this afternoon,  as the KFC chicken shortage starts to bite and fish and chip shops struggle to cope. Locals, who normally survive on a diet of bargain buckets and full fat Coca Cola, face the agonising choice between starvation and making the arduous half mile journey

Twenty months after he resigned and became a political irrelevance, the appetite for the Nigel Farage joke amongst lefties, still sore at losing the Brexit vote, shows no sign of abating. Although the joke takes many forms – the gist – that Farage is a twat, remains largely unchanged. Common sense suggests that the joke

  A black woman has been photographed with blonde hair and nobody gives a rats arse, it has emerged. Nobody has taken to Twitter to accuse her of cultural appropriation, nobody has suggested it is offensive to white people, and nobody has asked her to apologise. Incredibly, the whole world seems to have formed the

  Little Mix singer, Jesy Nelson,  was in hot water last night after posting a picture  on Instagram that made her look like a blow up doll that had been taken out on a stormy stag night in Blackpool, before being dumped in a pizza shop  skip. The photograph created a storm of its own

  Worries that KFC outlets in Rotherham would be adversely affected by the reported chicken shortages, proved unfounded this week after it emerged that gristle and fat supply lines remained unaffected. There have been reports of branches throughout the country being forced to close because of distribution issues, but there are no such problems in

Great Britain at last opened its medal account at the Winter Olympics this week as the laying down events got under way. First Dom Parsons took bronze in the men’s skeleton on Friday and then Lizzy Yarnold (pictured) took gold, and Laura Deas bronze, in the  corresponding women’s event on Saturday. The Winter Olympics are following

  A Welshman, who has made it his life’s quest to form a mutually satisfying  relationship with a Beulah Speckled Face, thought  he’d finally succeeded this afternoon when a particularly bewitching example by the name of Sharon, told him that the earth had moved for her. It was only when Gareth Wynn-Evans-Thomas from Swansea recovered his Calvin Kleins,  left

  In a move designed to combat the increasing number of mass shootings in American schools, White House officials have unveiled a plan to add a gun and ammunition to every school geometry set. “The problem,” said a Trump administration spokesman, “is that some kids are turning up for school without the basic equipment to

  Pets should be allowed to keep humans in rented properties ‘by default’, the Labour party has announced in a raft of new welfare measures. The party promised to do more to allow pets who don’t own their own home to keep their human when they move, without being hindered by landlords’ red tape. The move follows