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Sheffield Wednesday were denied their best chance of an away win at Bristol City today, after the Ashton Gate pitch was declared fit and they were forced to play. Club officials had seen the postponement of the game, with the result being decided by pools panel, as their best chance of securing a vital
Barnsley women have been advised to layer up on their nightwear whent food shopping as ‘The Beast From The East’ continues to hold the area in its icy grip. Locals, who typically visit their local Lidl – or Aldi if they’re feeling flush – in flimsy jimjams and open toed slippers, are being urged to
As the ‘Beast From The East’ maintained it’s icy grip, young people were being urged to check on elderly neighbours food supplies today as it emerged that the crafty old buggers horde the snap like you wouldn’t believe. The fridges, freezers and pantries of the over 70’s are an Aladdin’s cave for people who
In the clearest sign yet that temperatures are approaching record lows, a Yorkshire football fan has been forced to wear a wristwatch in an attempt to keep himself warm. The Sheffield Wednesday fan, known as Tango, who is routinely seen at matches wearing nothing above the waist, gave in to the cold weather in Tuesday
Following this weeks’ bad weather, in which much of the countries road network ground to a halt, a leaked report has revealed a radical initiative to tackle the problem from next winter. Under the plans, which are bound to be controversial, every household in the UK will be issued with a snow shovel and
Barnsley went into meltdown this morning with the news that Maplin’s is on the brink of collapse. Thousands of local residents have already booked their 2018 holidays at the holiday camp, made famous in the 1980’s reality show, Hi De Hi. The news of the imminent collapse will come as a serious blow to
A Norwegian man died at Heathrow airport today after a laughing fit developed into terminal breathing difficulties, as his first visit to the UK coincided with the arrival of the so-called Beast From The East’. He was one of several overseas visitors including a pensioner from Canada, a middle aged man from Austria and
Almost the entire population of Barnsley is descended from a single pair of breeding Geordies whose horse and cart broke down in a snowstorm somewhere around what is now Darton, in the 1820’s a local historian has revealed. Historical records show that the pair, who were travelling to London, became stranded in the area
A mum of three from Barnsley is being shunned by friends and family after blowing money set aside for her daughters first tattoo, on piano lessons. Tania Ball’s husband Kenny says the family have been setting money aside for 5 years for daughter Terri’s first tattoo and there was almost £75 in the kitty. But
A Rotherham man whose night out ended with him being arrested at three o clock in the morning after being found face down and comatose in a builders skip, has been accused of cultural appropriation by Scottish First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon. Ray Vaughan, 47, from Maltby had drunk 10 pints of strong lager and half
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