Shock Report Reveals That Most Middle Aged Cyclists Are Closet Homosexuals

It’s a conundrum that has puzzled both experts and laymen for years – why do seemingly normal middle aged men spend a large part of their free time dressed in tight Lycra while staring at other men’s bottoms? Well now a new study has revealed the answer – they are mainly closet homosexuals. The study authors … Continue reading Shock Report Reveals That Most Middle Aged Cyclists Are Closet Homosexuals