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2017-07-25

Tory Voter Switches To Labour Thanks To Internet Forum Expert

A lifelong Conservative party supporter has pledged to change his allegiance to Labour after being put right in no uncertain terms on an Internet football forum. Tony Lewis, 62 from Wickersley was fully intending to vote Conservative as usual on June 8th, before he got involved in a political spat on the Rotherham United Millers

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Rotherham Women Poised For Eye Candy Bonanza

As temperatures look set to soar in to the high teens this weekend, Rotherham women are preparing themselves for a visual treat as local men from Thurcroft to Thurnscoe whip off their shirts and display their pub-ready bodies for the first time this year. The borough looks set to be awash with pale sweaty male flesh

South Yorkshire Pair Land Plum Jobs!

An unwitting air passenger from Tickhill has landed himself a job with a budget airline after being forced to attempt an emergency landing at Robin Hood airport. Wayne Paul was sitting in Row C on a Ryanair flight from Malaga late last year, when the 55 year old  pilot had a heart attack. A call

Brexit Fails To Deliver In Rotherham

Brexit has been a pathetic failure it has emerged, after a group of “foreign looking Herberts” were spotted brazenly walking around Rotherham town centre. In the week that Article 50 was finally triggered, It was just the latest in a  whole series of incidents that showed that the UK’s exit from the EU has failed

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Local ‘Eco Warrior’ Exposed As A Fraud

A man who was thought to be a politically active vegetarian eco warrior is just a scruffy twat, it has emerged. Rob Hill, 25, from Whiston, who wears threadbare sweaters, stained skinny jeans and battered Converse trainers, hasn’t washed or cut his hair for three years. Locals assumed he was some sort of tree hugging

Rotherham Man To Sue Brewery After Losing Sight Of Penis

A twenty stone crane driver from Brinsworth is set  to sue brewers John Smiths, after losing sight of his own penis. Mick Tubbs 42,  from  Duncan Street says the quantity of beer he has consumed over the years is directly responsible for the emergence of a space hopper belly which is obscuring the  view of

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Rotherham Women Attracted To Men Who Lie

Honesty is often cited as being a desirable attribute in a mate, but a study carried out in Rotherham Town Centre, has reached the surprising conclusion that local women prefer liars. Researchers from the University of North Maltby recruited a group of local women who know their way around an all-you-can-eat buffet table, and got

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