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2018-02-23

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Black Woman With Blonde Hair Fails To Enrage Twitterati

  A black woman has been photographed with blonde hair and nobody gives a rats arse, it has emerged. Nobody has taken to Twitter to accuse her of cultural appropriation, nobody has suggested it is offensive to white people, and nobody has asked her to apologise. Incredibly, the whole world seems to have formed the

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Welshman Disappointed After Discovering Real Reason Earth Moved For Sheep

  A Welshman, who has made it his life’s quest to form a mutually satisfying  relationship with a Beulah Speckled Face, thought  he’d finally succeeded this afternoon when a particularly bewitching example by the name of Sharon, told him that the earth had moved for her. It was only when Gareth Wynn-Evans-Thomas from Swansea recovered his Calvin Kleins,  left

Drivers Warned Of Valentines Day Petrol Station Hell

  Drivers are being warned to expect severe delays at petrol stations throughout the country today, as millions of men who have forgotten what day it is, desperately scrap over anything that still has a few petals left. The owner of a Shell station near Rotherham told The Bugle “It’s the same every year, and

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